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September 1 at 10:29AM

Unemployment Way Down Amongst Terrorists, According to National Security Adviser

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Is the Obama administration actually succeeding in making it so there's less terrorists out there trying to kill us with their radical plan of not actively trying to make more terrorists out there trying to kill us?

Yes, according to a guy who has absolutely no vested interest in the answer to that question

Responding to criticism from former Vice President Cheney that President Obama is making the nation more vulnerable to terrorism, the president’s National Security Adviser, Gen. Jim Jones (Ret.), told ABC News in an exclusive interview that actually the reverse is true: President Obama's greater success with international relations has meant more terrorists put out of commission.

Yeah, but that's just because he's giving them jobs in the administration.

But, hey, ya know. Whatever works.

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