Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann's Epic Battle for Title of Biggest Jay-Oh on Tee-Vee
Uh oh! Have you heard? Glenn Beck is unleashing his army of true blue American patriots to go out into the world and drum up some bad news for Obama's picks for Information and Regulatory Czar, FCC Diversity Czar and Energy Czar…
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He's rebelling against a bunch of czars! I've never heard of anything so non-Bolshevik-sounding. Hopefully, he'll draw blood by sometime next month. Then he and his comrades can celebrate their own Red October like real American patriots.
So, what's the progressive movement to do in the face of such brazenly douche-like behavior? Luckily, it has MSNBC's Keith Olbermann around to douche-taliate by taking the high road and asking Americans go out and dig up harmful personal information on Beck as well as other non-government-employees…
I don't know why I've got this phrasing in my head, but: Find everything you can about Glenn Beck, [Beck's radio producer] Stu Burguiere, and [Fox News president] Roger Ailes… Tuesday we will expand this to the television audience and have a dedicated email address to accept leads, tips, contacts…
This becomes necessary after this in order to prove various cliches about goose and gander, and to remind everybody to walk softly and carry a big popsicle, and most particularly to save this nation from the Oligarhy of The Stupid.
I can't say exactly why, but this whole thing puts me in mind of that new human centipede movie.
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I understand the hatred towards Beck. I mean after all, I can see all of the coverage that your network has on the shit that is happening in government. Are you guys getting subsidies from ACORN? LOL…just thought I would ask. It must be hard to take the simple facts and adjust them to suit your needs. I mean Van Jones was probably just kidding when he said the stuff he did that is in plain view on youtube. The many….many ….times he did it. And the ACORN workers are just an isolated event. The one time…..no, I mean two times….no, sorry, make that three….oh crap….I guess it was four times. And the inconvenient episodes of voter fraud that were accidentally found. And the ACORN indictments in 14 random (obviously radical right wing)states. And the Senate, overwhelmingly voting to stop funding for ACORN. And the links with SEIU. And the ACORN chairman's brother who may have embezzled about a million dollars from ACORN with no consequence. And the list goes on and on. Sorry….I need to catch my breath…..I can see where this all looks like it is trumped up since it's all out there to be found so easily. But please don't look for it. And certainly don't report on it. I don't want to ruin your sweet little view of your world. By the way…..if this network were to think it was false, why doesn't it take any of the facts and refute them. Find the evidence that suggests Van Jones was framed or that ACORN is really a cool bunch of people and aren't ripping us off with our tax dollars, even just a little. I'm waiting………..ok……….. get back to me when you got it.
People should really listen to beck, he has alot to say or cry about, he is a real American comedian. Is he american? I will have to ask the birthers. And that's what real Americans are about.
I wish celebrity death match was still going on, did they ever have a glen beck, kieth olbermann, rush and the other guy, oh Jon stewart.
America you need some more blacks and more latinos, the other white people are just too f#$k up. Stop living in the past. wake up people, its not the 90's.
It's hard to believe that people listen to Glenn Beck and even showed up to his 9/12 parade. Do you not remember that this is the same guy who said he can't stand the all 9/11 victims any more??? This is also the same guy who thinks Obama hates white people, despite his mother and grandmother being white! I guess next he'll try to say that Obama killed his own grandmother with his non-existent death panels.
People can say whatever they want about Glenn Beck, but this administrastion is leaning towards communism and the media is failing the american people. Please dont let America fail this is a great country.
Glenn Beck is sooooooooo African, but in a pussy kinda way. When Africans don't like the election results, the losers call for rebels to arm, to slash the throats of every person who voted for the new president, rob their houses, and rape all the women and young girls.
Folks already got their guns out. Go for the gusto. That'll make good tv.