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September 9 at 12:41PM

This Pregnant Donkey Is Having Trouble Addressing the Concerns of the Average American Voter

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Remember last week when I showed you the most absolutely perfect metaphor for the Democrats' health care reform problems, a puppy who can't flip itself over?

Well, this is an even more most absolutely perfect metaphor for the Democrats' health care reform problems…

The Telegraph explains

A pregnant donkey that was looking for a quiet spot to give birth wandered across a covered swimming pool in Sway, New Forest, Hants — and got stuck.

C'mon! Do I need to draw you a picture?

A pregnant donkey? Democrats needing to pass a bill they've put a lot of work into creating these past several months. Right? I mean, obviously.

And it got stuck? Like the Democrats are in facing big losses in 2010 if they can't find a way out of this self-imposed fiasco. Easy.

The covered swimming pool? Well, that's probably the media. Or American voters. No, wait. No… It's the town hall meetings. No, the media. No, it's the GOP.

Look, it's a really good metaphor. Just fucking take a lesson from it already.

  1. Lame.

    by Mark September 9th at 8:41PM

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