Glenn Beck Was Probably Just Your Run of the Mill Horrible Person in 1990
As it turns out, Glenn Beck does not see the humor in an Internet satire/libel campaign aimed at making people (wink, wink) believe that he (wink) raped and (wink) murdered a human being back in 1990. Go figure.
Apparently, his big stupid conservative lawyers are going after the site DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoung- GirlIn1990.com which hilariously implies that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Wacka wacka!
But the website is obviously not really claiming any such thing about Beck. I mean, how could anyone not get that this completely real-looking phoney police report I just found on the site is an obvious bit of political satire?
And, c'mon, we all know how excellent the Internet is at spotting satire and sarcasm, right?
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All he has to do is show that he was not there, not just give us a legitimate birth certificate.
"Make the bastard deny it!" –LBJ
The site makes no claims that he did this, it's just asking if he did. There is no evidence that he did it, but there is also no evidence that he did not do it. When asked about it he won't answer, in fact he stopped his radio show early when asked about it a few days ago. It should be a simple matter of saying "I did not do this" and it's over, yet he won't, why is this?
The problem is not Glenn Beck, but that ACORN is behind the "Glenn Beck[redacted]in1990.com" web site!
It's not just a satire web site, it's paid for and encouraged by ACORN and those who are against the truth!
The proof is here:
Christ did the "Waka waka" get me.
