Osama bin Laden's Newest Tape Is Totally Un-Danceable
Osama bin Laden, audio tape surfaces, death to America, blah blah blah…
In a tape released Sunday by al-Qaida's media wing [Ed note: al-Qaida's media wing??], terrorist leader Osama bin Laden said President Barack Obama is "powerless" to stop the war in Afghanistan.
Bin Laden's address to the American people comes two days after the eighth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. He typically addresses the United States in a message around the Sept. 11 anniversary.
It's kind of like our anniversary. And here we were thinking he'd forgot.
When Obama became president and retained many of the Bush administration's military leaders, such as Defense Secretary Robert Gates, "reasonable people knew that Obama is a powerless man who will not be able to end the war as he promised," bin Laden said.
"If you end the war, so to it," bin Laden said. "But if it is otherwise, all we will do is continue the war of attrition against you on all possible axes."
Ugh! This guy. I'm sorry; I don't mean to be impolite, but I just have to say it: I really do not care for this Osama bin Laden fellow. Not at all.
I mean, first there's the whole thing with him killing several thousand innocent Americans, which right there makes him pretty much a total jerk. And there's the protracted war in the Middle East, which, I know, was really more the doing of the Bush administration than al-Qaida, but still, bin Laden's being a real d-bag about it.
And now there's this thing with the needling and the yelling names at us from some hiding place in a Pakistani cave or wherever. Not for nothing, but that is just classic douchebag behavior.
Yeah, I don't like him at all. He's pretty much even worse than Taylor Max.
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this guy died years ago, this clip adds to the proof, its an audio file with a still photo of him, and the voice is unconfirmed to be his. If he was indeed alive and able to produce these nice cheery vids there would be no argument against their authenticity
Do the American masses still buy into the media hype of Obama? I'm beginning to wonder if news-media-land has an undercover movie set where they film this crap. Maybe all the big media news studio's share the movie set.
OSAMA DIED YEARS AGO.HE GOT HERPIES FROM A GOAT.
Only, bin Laden is not as scary as Glenn Beck.
Bin Laden isn't hiding in a cave in Pakistan or in a cave anywhere. The Carlyle group has set him up with a new identity as a Cuban national living somewhere in the Florida keys. But that point is moot because he really is a douche bag, just not as big as his co-conspirators from Texas.
Now that I have seen Glenn Beck, I am convinced that if bin Laden could have had his own cable news show, he would have forgotten all about terrorism.