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September 15 at 10:10AM

Jon Stewart Returns from Hiatus, Nails Joe Wilson and Glenn Beck

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Last night, The Daily Show returned from hiatus for what felt like the first new show since the Garfield administration. It was certainly an active three weeks politically, and events like Joe Wilson's outburst and Glenn Beck's Million (divided by 20) Man March were all the more agonizing without Jon Stewart and the best fucking news team around. Fortunately, Jon was able to set things right in about 10 minutes flat.



Coverage of Glenn Beck's 9/12 rally can be found after the jump. And click here to see Jon Stewart's interview with Lebron James, fresh off his appearance in Get Schooled.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.



  1. Hey John.

    Could you please do a segment about Glenn Beck. Preferably about the events that took place in 1990. RIP young girl that got raped and murdered.

    Please cover this story. It's based on accusations Glenn Beck says to further his hateful agenda. Instead of him saying it, we say it right back to him.

    Thanks.

    He also might be a gay fish.

    by Trenity September 16th at 2:33PM
  2. Guys I do fake news! We edit everything we do! We can take out bits and pieces of a story and tell it how we want to tell it. Whether it is the truth or not. Damn people are idiots.

    Hey buddy, it's really sad that "fake news" by a comedian anchor has way more journalistic integrity put into it, not to mention the logic and reason that fuels the debate on The Daily Show. Jon Stewart is way smarter than any of those fuckheads on Fox News, he just chooses to use it to empower his audience, rather than MANIPULATE them.

    By the way, why don't you talk about all the fake news your side puts out first? Like when Rush Limbaugh says "Obama is a Muslim" HE'S CLAIMING A FALSE STATEMENT AS A FACT to begin his ARGUMENT. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOGIC IS HE USING? WANT TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME?

    USE LOGIC AND REASON FOR YOUR DEBATES, NOT FUCKING FEAR-MONGERING, EMOTION, AND POLITICS. Fear-mongering, emotions, rhetoric, and politics is what the right is using right now to further their agenda… hmmm maybe when these loonies carry Nazi imagery and propaganda they aren't protesting against Obama, rather they are sporting their true Nazi colors.

    by gob September 16th at 3:00PM
  3. Glen Beck is a jackass.

    by Glum Beak September 16th at 3:30PM
  4. I think it is sad that Glenn Beck will not come forward and deny that he murdered then raped a young girl in 1990. This is the sort of thing he should really provide proof he didn't do.

    by Nathan September 18th at 6:50PM
  5. It is now a perfect Palin -Beck candidacy, the 2 most hated conservatives by the left and the most charismatic team. Just look at the highest ratings by Glenn Beck at Fox which is now the MSM with the highest ratings even with all the former MSM combined.

    by mahalapril September 21st at 4:54PM
  6. Nathan: I read that somewhere to, that Glenn Beck may have been involved in the rape of a 14 year old girl in 1990. Of course, there's no proof that he wasn't, and he should come forward, and prove that he didn't. I think that this is a big coverup by Fixed News, because he's a cash cow. Just like they paid off Andrea Mackris (Google) to keep quiet about Bill O"Lielly, the phone sex pervert. I heard it was over $2 million! I wonder how much of that money was taxpayer money? Don't we have a right to know? ROTFLMAO!

    by jrotced02 September 21st at 7:11PM
  7. Beck, Limbaugh and Hannity are suck dorks. They remind me of TV preachers and how they have the power to lie to their followers for their financial gain. The majority of middle Republican Americans can be easily brain washed. Just look how they supported George Bush. Republicans also remind me or racist school bullies.

    by Bart September 22nd at 1:49AM
  8. If you haven't seen it yet, you need to watch the video of Glenn Beck boiling a live frog on his show.

    http://nationalinquisition.blogspot.com/search/label/Fox%20News

    by hungerartist September 29th at 5:02PM
  9. Please post vids that will load on my iPhone.

    by Peers October 28th at 9:52PM
  10. Another communist/Nazi/liberal website. attempting to defend the indefensible. Let's see, you a-hole liberals admonished Bush for a whopping $400b deficit. Your BOY in the WH (now don't blame it on Congress, everything is Bush's fault with you suckholes), now has a 1.2 TRILLION, 3 times W's and not a peep out of your hypocritical tight ass mouths. Your BOY in the WH said he would pull the men out of Iraq and put them in Afghanistan where they belong. Now, at the moment of truth, he can't decide. Better yet, Rhammy Emanuel (Hosanna!) is undecided. Actually the teleprompter is undecided. Which brings up another issue. If W used a teleprompter as often as your BOY in the WH you would never have let that go. And what about Liar Biden? "What Internet Number was that?" "we may have misjudged how bad the economy was?" Gee JOE BOY, the CBO, the repubicans and everybody else said the free Obama money for blacks would do nothing for the economy, didn't you hear? I thought if the "stimulus" went into effect and it had to be done quickly to save jobs and houses and cars and the poor, unemployment would not get past 8%. It's TEN F*CKING PERCENT YOU DUMB STUPID ASS LIBERAL WHINING BUSH HATING MORONS!

    by Ronald Reagan October 29th at 8:37AM
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