From the Pork Barrel: Help Put Dick in the White House

* Show your support for a true American hero in 2012! (Or else!) [via Tosh.0]
* Wanna be Barack Obama's Chicago neighbor? (But, be warned, the price is literally unimaginable.)
* GOP aims to overthrow White House czars in glorious House revolution (hopefully by October).
* Now you can watch the president call Kanye West a jackass! God bless us, everyone!



