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September 21 at 9:00AM

Mike Huckabee Is the Values King

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

mike-huckabee-crownTake notice, 2012: Mike Huckabee swept the presidential fantasy vote at this weekend's Values Voter Summit, winning 28% of the nation's valuesiest straw poll.

Palin? Pawlenty? Romney? You mean Loser, Loser and Loserbot?

Receiving between 12.4 percent and 11.9 percent of the vote were, in descending order, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, who ran for president in 2008; Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty; former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee; and Indiana Rep. Mike Pence.

Rounding out the field were former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, the favorite of 6.7 percent of straw poll voters; Lousiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, 4.7 percent; former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, 2.5 percent; and Rep. Ron Paul of Texas, 2.18 percent.

There you have it, Mike Huckabee will be the One Chosen to defeat Antichrist Barack Obama in 2012, assuming the Republicans build a party strategy that consists entirely of banning abortion and not banning "Freebird."

I'd say there's at least a 28% chance of that.

  1. how did staph from batshitinchina get all over everybody .its contagous…….ok genuis……do your homework ……! 286 billion dollar boo boo {mirror} staph = 6 ft hole

    by ask tommychong September 30th at 1:15AM
  2. indepenthink….i attempted to follow but then zzzz rude awakening my own snore, umm is this a rally spot cuz i 4 sure didn't sign up

    by eversosoaring September 26th at 4:21PM
  3. And this "Value Voters" result is EXACTLY the reason why the Republicans will NOT win the POTUS vote in 2012 or EVER if they don't start offering up REAL candidates that people can vote for! Huckabee is just another puppet for the NWO, he ISN'T HONEST and he trashed the computers in the entire governer's administration before leaving office as Governor of Arkansas!
    I am SICK TO DEATH of being given choices of "the lesser of two EVILS" to vote for as our President! What people fail to realize is that the current 2 party system is just one big club and the Council on Foreign Relations decides who the POTUS will be LONG before our "elections" take place in SECRECY! We MUST return to our votes being counted by hand in view of the American people, until then we will NEVER have a real choice. The reason Ron Paul got only 2% of the vote is because he IS NOT a member of the CFR (Rockefeller's) and he is a strict Constitutionalist! He is HONEST, so much so that he RETURNS his unused Congressional budget to the Treasury every year and doesn't accept ANY money from Lobbyist or Special Interest groups, how many other politicians can say that?

    by IndependantMind September 24th at 12:32PM
  4. Huchabee and Palin in 2012 works for me. By then both should have inserted foot in mouth several times. Enough to have their toe fungus treated viva their pretty white teeth

    by Surprisedbywho September 21st at 9:40PM
  5. yikes!!
    duntduntduntdunt… corection wond up w/ pawlinta not nearly as
    yummy kinda fuzzy…doughboy idea..belly giggles???

    by eversounready September 21st at 1:56PM
  6. hmm… is it just me but does this poll sound like a recipe for disaster… hmm.. i just wonder if any of these cadydates(phigs?) are ready for a throw down??
    Tim Palenta… smells yummy…

    by eversoready September 21st at 1:07PM

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