Memo to: Iran
From: USA, Britain, France
CC: World
Subject: Secret uranium enrichment plant

Look, we KNOW you have one. And you know we know you have one, because our intelligence agencies just busted you. You also know you are NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT…

"They have cheated three times," one senior administration official with access to the intelligence said of the Iranians late on Thursday evening. "And they have now been caught three times."

Iran, cheaters never win! Didn't your mom teach you that? So knock it off. You now have until December to stop being such jerks. Or else… well, or else something. But trust us, you won't like it.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

ps. How's it feel to get bitch-slapped by Canada, huh?