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October 2 at 12:44PM

Barack Obama Loses Olympic Bid, Re-election, Life

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Do you not care at all about where the Olympics are being held eight years from now? Well, join the not caring club.

Except, don't join that club! Because it turns out that the fact that the Olympics aren't going to be held in Chicago means that Barack Obama has lost his re-election bid in 2012 and also that the world has decided to impeach him from the world

Give up, everybody else on the Internet. You will never beat Matt Drudge.

  1. hmm,the perfect acessories for yellow feathers …. are GOLD medals…. praying for AMERICA to bring 'em home for us!!!!
    Congrats Rio you earned it !!

    by eversoadorable October 3rd at 10:52AM
  2. What this really means is the IOC is still pissed about getting caught extorting bribes in SLC during the 2002 Olympic bid

    by Bearness October 2nd at 10:27PM
  3. when do they play the race card because the other countries sent white people? Oprah, the first cow and the Obamanation don't play as well in other countries as their arrogant narcisisstic egos and brain-dead worshipers from ACORN and the MSM make them think ….

    by democratflusher October 2nd at 4:52PM
  4. I knew all was lost the second I saw Oprah! Jesus H. Christ, Michelle! If you REALLY needed a talk show host, you shoulda dragged along Jerry Springer. At least HIS audience is into BOXING, which is an Olympic SPORT! Wrong audience for that crap about my dad had MS! This ain't about healthcare! Save that whiny Oprah crap for the next townhall smackdown.

    by DCtonian October 2nd at 3:32PM
  5. Drudge's comment was way off the mark. I don't know how he gets away with it. He should have titled it, 'World Rejects Obamas, Oprah, Stephen Colbert and George Wendt'.

    by Jeremy Bentham October 2nd at 2:18PM
  6. yay…. now maybe my yellow feathers won't get such silly looks… and all the bar brawls… oh umm yikes it wasn't me….ps.
    don't try the the ethynol, not for oral consumption ;)

    by eversololable October 2nd at 1:25PM
  7. It is hard to lose a race where you are the only competitor, still, WTG, Matt! You win again!

    by Michael Sprague October 2nd at 12:50PM

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