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GOP Strategist Warns of a Sarah Palin Catastrophe in 2012

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

going-rogue-coverJohn McCain's former chief campaign strategist Steve Schmidt — the man who supposedly accused Sarah Palin of doing the words in the title to your right — did some "rogueing" of his own today, telling a Washington, D.C. conference exactly what he thinks about the esteemed author's prospects in 2012

"I think that she has talents, but my honest view is that she would not be a winning candidate for the Republican Party in 2012, and in fact, were she to be the nominee, we would have a catastrophic election result."

Now hold your horses, Palinphiles, Steve Schmidt didn't say your gal couldn't get elected in 2012. He just said she would not be a winning candidate for the Republican Party. So what? George W. Bush helped make 'GOP' a synonym for 'incompetent losers,' and we elected him twice.

Besides, if Sarah Palin is the Republican nominee and we wind up with a "catastrophic election result," I'm pretty sure that means she's moving into the White House.

  1. @Bob H: America is retarded.

    by Cube October 4th at 12:38PM
  2. What does it say about America that someone like Palin is even CONSIDERED as a 2012 presidential candidate?

    by Bob H October 3rd at 1:13PM
  3. Steve Schmidt: pathetic assclown who couldn't beat Heinrich Himmler in an election for Mayor of Miami Beach.

    That's right, Steve. Blame everyone BUT yourself. This guy will be lucky to work elections for justice of the peace next cycle.

    by section9 October 2nd at 11:13PM
  4. Is that her, "I can see Russia" smile?

    by Bearness October 2nd at 9:57PM

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