The Obamas and Oprah are lobbying hard for Chicago to get the 2016 Summer Olympics, and last night Stephen Colbert and George Wendt joined the cause. Personally, I can't help but wonder, aren't any of these people worried that if the games are in Chicago, Steve Bartman will snatch the javelins out of the air and ruin everything? (Get it? Steve Bartman? Ask your parents. Your parents are jokes-that-were-kind-of-funny-in-2003-ologists, right? Good.)

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