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Colbert's Best Don't Ask, Don't Tell Moments

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Over the weekend, National Security Adviser James Jones said President Obama will repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell after he gets some other stuff off his desk. One has to assume among the biggest priorities on Obama's desk are the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, where we desperately need gay translators who were discharged under Don't Ask, Don't Tell. So, hopefully the wars will end soon, and the President will be able to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell, so we can end the wars and repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell. It's sort of like that Joseph Heller book, Good as Gold.

Here are the best DADT-related clips from The Colbert Report.

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Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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