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October 7 at 10:15AM

Jon Stewart to Obama: It's Time to Chow Down on Don't Ask, Don't Tell

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

So, President Obama has a lot of stuff to do. We get it. Being President is hard. I heard it doesn't even pay overtime. But, as far as to-do lists go, isn't "Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell" basically "Unload the Dishwasher," while "Finish Two Wars" is "Clean the Garage Using Only Your Tongue" and "Fix the Economy" is like "Pick Up Dry-Cleaning from Inside a Volcano?"



After the jump, Jon Stewart talks about Don't Ask, Don't Tell with Navy Secretary Ray Mabus.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

See also: Colbert's Best Don't Ask, Don't Tell Moments.



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