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October 9 at 9:51AM

Stephen Colbert Compares Himself to Glenn Beck

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Is there anyone in this world more oppressed and downtrodden than Glenn Beck? The people of Darfur have a saying when things get especially tough: "At least we're not Glenn Beck." No one else knows his pain. No one knows his struggle. No one knows exactly which meds it is he keeps forgetting to take. No one except, of course, Stephen Colbert.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

  1. That's just how internet TV works. I can't watch BBC i player in America, so I pay for a UK proxy server to do so.

    by Myles W October 9th at 8:04PM
  2. wow!, first time Stephen Colbert has me rolling throughout the whole skit. Good shhhtuff Steve and Co.!

    by Rafael October 9th at 8:41PM
  3. It'd be better if someone explain it instead of just saying "that's just how it works". I used to be able to watch no problem. What changed?

    by Steve October 9th at 9:59PM
  4. That was freaking awesome! He's right, too. Glenn Beck is just a con artist. The only difference between him and the rest of the main stream media is that he convinces his hard core fans that he's on the outside of the propaganda looking in. Of course, the die hard fans are to blinded by faith to see the hypocrisy and ridiculousness of it all. They really think that he's their savior.

    by lulz October 9th at 11:19PM
  5. Steven Colbert can die in a fire.

    Glenn Beck is the man

    by modiby October 10th at 12:47AM
  6. That was hilarious. The jab at Keith Olbermann in the middle made me LOL because I hate him almost as much as Glenn Beck.

    by alxman2021 October 11th at 6:32PM
  7. Worst video player on the internet..

    Viacom NEEDS to GET IT TOGETHER.

    –Great comedy, doled out in painful 4 and 5 second blips between buffering. Pathetic, from a Fortune 500 media company.

    by tdog October 12th at 5:49PM
  8. Is Glenn Beck hunkered down with his tin foil hat again? Are conspiracy theories swirling so fast in his head that he has to pin them all to his big board and mull them just one more time?

    Colbert's diapar episode pretty much summed up poor Glenn Beck's obvious male menopause hysteria.

    Anyway, thanks for having this blog, to post our thoughts. Here's a conspiracy theory for Glenn Beck to ponder…a really weird thing is going on at the ABC Politics board. It seems, I'm able to sign on and post, and I can see my post when I'm signed on, but after I sign off, my post disappears, as do any replies I've made, to any of the other posters. Weird. Frustrating. I wonder if ABC is in the tank with Big Pharma and didn't like my points about the health care debate….is that why they silenced me?

    LOL, now it's time to get out my tin foil hat. Either way, I remain firm – No Non Profit Option, no Mandate.

    by caligrrrrl October 15th at 1:02PM
  9. Glenn Beck may be a fearmonger, but he backs up alot of what he says with video proof of the people he calls out. Aneeda Dunn praising Mao for example, you can see this for yourself, however most of you won't, because you only want to see one side of things, just like glenn.

    Become a libertarian, base things off science, and stop worrying about bullshit.

    by Brandon October 23rd at 11:50AM
  10. Truth is none of us know who's pulling the wool over our eyes…
    Odds are it's all of them. Journalism is a thing of the past. They're all dog and pony shows now or, more appropriately, donkey and elephant shows… each trying to regain the ground they lost while the other was speaking. Your polieticians play the game. Your actors do. Musicians have gotten in on the act. All your talk show hosts.
    If there is any real truth out there to be had, where exactly does one turn to find it? The blogs?? They're only more obviously biased.
    Seems to me more can be learned by paying attention to which team is constantly scrambling around in panic on the field of play.

    by Truth November 6th at 9:15PM
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