The Associated Press is apparently gunning for the much coveted anti-intelligence demographic (otherwise known as Fox's audience)…

Put aside for a moment the question of whether government is actually intruding into people's lives more than before. The point is that many people feel like it is — in part because Obama doesn't stop talking about his goals.

If President George W. Bush got slapped around for being inarticulate, is Obama obnoxiously articulate?

Wow! That is a really good question. One that really needs to be considered and discussed. I think that our generation might just be defined by this very weighty question.

I mean, I myself would like to offer my thoughts on this issue of obnoxious articulation… but I don't know what that means.

And I'll be fucking dead in the ground before I crack open one of those liberal dictionary things. That's where The Devil lives.