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October 16 at 9:00AM

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POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

meghan-mccain-boobs-twitter-vertShe hasn't quit Twitter, but Meghan McCain did need more than 140 characters to talk about why people won't stop talking about her cleavage, which simply wants to be left alone with its Andy Warhol biography.

So it's a good thing she's learned to publish longer groupings of words on the Daily Beast, an internet newsletter that's been adapted for film by Spike Jonze, because this morning we have Meghan's Official Response to Tanktopgate: it is an opus entitled "Don't Call Me a Slut."

Don't call Meghan McCain a slut, you guys. That's lame. 'Twit' is more accurate, and punnier. Here, Meg will explain

To be honest, I don't feel that I have anything to feel ashamed of. I've always embraced my curves and will continue to do so.

Nothing to be ashamed of rack-wise. Otherwise, ?? Also, please note that "embrace [your] curves" is one of the world's top ten meaningless phrases. It is what the ladymags tell you to do on the pages where they are not telling you how to "blast fat," but Meghan McCain wouldn't know this, because she only reads books about art (and Twitter).

It's pathetic we can come so far in so many ways, but when Rep. Aaron Schock or Rep. Jeff Flake post pictures of themselves without their suits on—and their shirts, for that matter—they are proclaimed "hotties."

But put me in a tank top and I am suddenly an embarrassment to the Republican Party and women everywhere.

Actually, I agree 100% with Meghan on this.

Everything except the 'suddenly' part.

  1. I personally think that i would love to see more photos like this!!!I think I speak for all straight under 50 guys when I say this, cuz shes damned sexy!.I don't see how this has anything with her fathers politics they are two different ppl after all I mean come on people.I loved McCain before and I still love him hes a War hero and he isn't a lacky to Pelosi.

    by VA757gopguy October 16th at 1:19PM
  2. So Meg Mac is a slut for tank top photo. What is the ever irrational Ann Coulter in her mini skirts in every interview ever? She's wholesome and motherly enough to be a regular on Faux News.

    They hate her because she's a social moderate in the party and refuses to pull the fundementalist conservative party line. So of course they will label her a slut at the first sign of her doing something vaguely *naughty*.

    Now on the subject of embracing curves…

    by Bearness October 16th at 12:20PM
  3. Oh my! What is with all this talk about male hotties, and women on the Internet taking off their tops and embracing their curves? I think maybe big daddy McCain needs to just pull Miss Potty Mouth's panties down and put her acoss his knee and spank her big curvy behind! And to make sure Miss Potty Mouth understands how dangerous that kind of dirty talk on the Internet can be, he should do that in front of Missy's webcam. But do tweet about it beforehand. Because there are guys all over the planet who go on the Internet to find women in their bedrooms talking about what they're wearing while embracing their big breasts in front of their webcams. Nowhere did I use the word "slut."

    by DCtonian October 16th at 11:30AM

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