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October 19 at 12:11PM

Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod Accuse Fox News of Behaving in Fox News-Like Manner

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Two of President Obama's tippy-top-most advisers — in what was certainly not an orchestrated maneuver — dropped some mind-blowing bombshells on the landscape of American journalism over the weekend, accusing Fox News of being — of all things! — not a real news organization

White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel told rival cable channel CNN's "State of the Union" that Obama considers Fox News "not a news organization so much as it has a perspective."…

Obama's closest political adviser, David Axelrod, told ABC's "This Week" that Fox News "is really not news. It's pushing a point of view."

First of all, their accusations are absurd on their face. Fox News has the word "news" right in its name. It's not called Fox Perspective or Fox Propaganda or Fox Republican Talking Points, right?

Second of all, my Uncle Mitch says that Fox News isn't only a real news organization, but the only real news organization. Are Emanuel and Axelrod accusing my Uncle Mitch of lying? He's a real American patriot; he must have at least twelve flags on his pick-up. How many do they have on theirs?

Fox News, for its part, responded as any legitimate news organization would: by declaring that the White House has declared "war" on them and asking its viewers to vote on why the administration is so mean…

Unfortunately, they left off the most obvious answer option: That it is in the employ of The Devil. Oh man, their ombudsman is gonna be embarrassed.

As of press time, Glenn Beck could not be reached for crying.

  1. "As of press time, Glenn Beck could not be reached for crying."

    Haha! Just as I thought the Glen Beck crying jokes might be getting old…

    by Maelstorm October 26th at 10:36PM
  2. Holy hell this is hilarious. I thought this poll was a joke until I clicked it.

    "IS THE WHITE HOUSE STUPID?
    Answer:
    1. YES
    2. YES
    3. YES
    4. PROBABLY"

    by Travis October 21st at 7:51PM
  3. I have 13 flags on my pickup, and I always thought that would be enough to make the list of American patriots. But after reading this, I'm worried. Guess I better shell out for the lapel pin, too. This is going to get expensive!

    by NoodleCat October 21st at 1:16PM
  4. eww.. i don't wanna know what my folks did…
    cowrotit….ick yuckie..
    umm…
    where was i goin w/this?!
    exactly……
    what's the point?!
    shoot at least if there r better things 2 do….list

    by ill-concieved October 21st at 8:56AM
  5. I don't believe the liberal media. In the .com age, you can't believe anything as truth has become know as a moving target. I have returned to basics. I think the LION @ FOX News need to stand up to the "CLEANER". This attempt of disposing of the truth and the messenger will only indict the the people who allow it to happen. We have a civic responsibility to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States. It may seem old fashion but 14 generations ago in 1637 my Grandpa came to this place knowing it would challenge every ounce of energy he could muster. His grandsons and their sons fought to create this Nation. So fighting for something of value is important to me. Surrendering this place to a community organizer who has a revolutionary vision just doesn't seem to be the right thing to do.

    by R J Colbert October 20th at 12:43AM
  6. Why is Fox News mean to the President?

    A)Because their brains are controlled by an alien spawned by the unholy union of Glenn Beck and a lizard from 80's "V."

    Q)Even the author of this poll gets laid more frequently than anyone in the entire Fox News organization.

    7)Sean Hannity has a skin-suit, and what Skin-Suit Sean says goes.

    D)God made Fox mean.

    by Cube October 19th at 2:07PM
  7. best poll ever

    by krystal October 19th at 1:16PM

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