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Conservatives Want Fox News President to Run for United States President Because Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Friends and associates are encouraging Fox News chief Roger Ailes to jump into the political arena for real by running for president in 2012, top sources tell POLITICO.

"Ailes knows how to frame an issue better than anybody, and that's what we need now," says one Ailes friend who is encouraging the Fox founder, chairman and CEO to seek the Republican nomination to run against President Barack Obama…

Frank Luntz, the well-known Republican pollster, said Ailes could be a force if he makes the run. "I have known Roger Ailes for 29 years," says Luntz. "No one knows how to win better than Roger."

Really, "friends and associates"? That's your big idea? Just get the boss to go be president. He'll make things all better everywhere and restore America's fortunes to how they were in its glory days never ago. Why, just look at the bang-up job he's done at changing reality over at Fox!

What do you even say about a thing like that? It's absurdly delusional to the point of (almost) being parody. But it really shows you how frightened and confounded and bereft of ideas the right wing mind is these days.

You just keep thinking, Republican Party. That's what you're good at.

  1. Really? 50% of America is right wing (as described in the article)? How about, 20% is Republican, and not all those are right wing. And they are bereft of ideas. Remember the "bills" the GOP was waving at Obama? They were BLANK inside.

    by emo October 28th at 1:12PM
  2. Bereft of ideas? That sounds good when you say it, until you parse the words and try to make sense of them in the context of the news you're talking about.

    How does a few people making a bad suggestion as to who the next republican candidate for president should be mean that 50% of America is bereft of ideas?

    Remove the plank from thine own eye…

    That or, you know, think before you type and come up with a better joke. I'd be ok with that, too.

    by Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins October 23rd at 11:45PM
  3. That's not very funny since he has more power than president anyway.

    by Gina October 23rd at 2:46PM

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