October 23 at 1:21PM
David Cross, Barack Obama, Cocaine, Blah Blah Blah

This just in: David Cross did a line of cocaine off of Barack Obama's penis at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Or something.
I don't know. I stopped reading after I'd kinda gotten the gist.
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I'm ashamed of this blog. Such language about The Presidential Partner.
Put a tag on Barack Obama's penis, you will get to see the real Michelle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLxOhg7Fzvc
I was wondering when we'd get a chance to use the 'Barack Obama's penis' tag again.
Some guys can't just suck dick like everybody else. They gotta be wanting to do lines on it, getting high and all freaky and shit. Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to light it up and smoke it like it's a goddamn cigar!
This is exactly why Obama is hesitating on DADT.