Oh my! Rush Limbaugh apparently stated something that was totally false on his radio show, and then, when it came out that it was totally false, he refused to apologize!

Stop the presses (of the Internet)! This piece of incredible news is going on page 1 (of the Internet)…

Limbaugh sounded off Friday on a supposed report that Time magazine reporter Joe Klein had unearthed Obama's college thesis, titled "Aristocracy Reborn," in which he sounded off on the nation's Founding Fathers and the Constitution and the distribution of wealth…

Later in the same program, when Limbaugh learned the report was a hoax, he corrected the record, alerting listeners that the quotes from the thesis had been fabricated. But he insisted the fabricated thesis was still in line with what the president thinks…

Limbaugh said he has license to go with the fabrication because other members of the media have done this to him. "So, I can say, "I don't care if these quotes are made up," he said. "I know Obama thinks it."

Oh my! Somebody fetch me a lemonade, for I am completely scandalized by this shocking turn of events.

I don't think that I'll ever be able to look at that hateful, bloviating serial liar the same way again.