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October 26 at 9:33AM

Ten Spooktastic Daily Show-Inspired Halloween Costume Ideas

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Halloween! It's probably the best holiday ever invented (with the possible exception of Arbor Day), but it's just so hard thinking up an acceptable costume. If only there were some kind of multi-million dollar industry devoted entirely to providing low-grade clothing and props for this one day.

Until that day, here's a bunch of terrifying costumes ideas inspired by the scariest program on television, The Daily Show…

The Money Honey Bee



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

'70s Dan Rather



Sexy Feminist Wonder Woman



Exasperated Hippie



Cap'n Trade



Unpopular Trick-or-Treating Pirate



Napoleon Complex Fake News Host



Featherwick the Unsuperable Wizard



19th Century Dickensian Street Urchin



Cash Cow



Please note: Any of these costume ideas can be modified into its "sexy" version with the simple addition of seventeen ounces of cosmetics and the subtraction of almost all of the costume. Remember, if people can almost see your nipples, your almost there.

  1. obama detail and you friend

    by rakeshsingh87@ymail.com October 31st at 5:00AM
  2. Loved this, cracked me up! Not to be a douche, but minor typo at the end…"Remember, if people can almost see your nipples, your almost there." (should be you're).

    Personally I plan to be 70s Dan Rather with my nipples almost showing for maximum sex appeal :)

    by Corina October 27th at 12:34PM
  3. I love samantha bee she's so cute and retarded at the same time

    by derp October 27th at 11:32AM
  4. Wow, I am impressed dude.

    RT
    http://www.anonymous.ua.tc

    by John Savage October 27th at 10:22AM
  5. The young Dan Rather looks a lot like the aging Neil Young.

    by Justin Hower October 26th at 4:17PM

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