Yes, America, There Will Be Levi Johnston's Penis
Levi is gonna unfurl the full Johnston in Playgirl! It's a Christmas miracle!
The father of Sarah Palin's grandson will go ahead with his much-hyped Playgirl shoot in mid-November "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays," a rep for the magazine told us. "We're working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by."
Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, has said he's "90 percent sure" the shoot, for which Johnson has pulled in a reported six figures, will include full-frontal nudity.
Of course the spread is going to include Levi Johnston's penis. Of course! It had to happen like this. It was fated.
Now, the circle can complete itself. John McCain will, at some point, be exposed to that issue of Playgirl. Maybe an aide will present him with it on the pretense of Senatorial business. Maybe his daughter Meghan will casually leave it lying around her apartment when he visits. Maybe his wife Cindy will use it as research material in her ongoing attempt to understand human emotion. Who knows? But, John McCain will see Levi Johnston's dick. Mark my words.
And, as his eyes pass over the flaccidly dangling (this is Playgirl, remember) member of his former running mate's former almost-son-in-law, he'll be forced to consider what will no doubt be his greatest legacy, his most noteworthy contribution to this country that he loves.
It was he who inflicted this family of circus freaks upon America. He will know that. In that moment — with Levi Johnston's penis in his eye — he will know that with a profound weight of regret shackled around his neck.
America needs this moment to occur. America needs Levi Johnston's penis like we never needed any person's penis ever before.
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A snarky photoshopper's dream come true!
"He will know that. In that moment — with Levi Johnston's penis in his eye — he will know that with a profound weight of regret shackled around his neck."
Win.
I hope all the gay guys enjoy viewing the best part to this sleazebag Levi.
Yeah, er, you realize playgirl no longer has a print issue, right?
So good luck on people casually leaving a web site lying around.
And, well… even if that were possible — McCain looking at something on a computer? Really?
sure wish the media would soon realize that we don't really care about palin or any of her klan…….they'd all go quietly away if the press would spend more time on real news and stop reporting crap
Would you rather see Levi Johnston's or John McCain's penis, though? Discuss.
Where are The Plaster Casters when we really need 'em?!
I am really looking forward to seeing Levi Johnston's penis. Will be the firs to buy the Playgirl issue!!
I can't wait for the Playgirl with Levi Johnstons manhood out there for all of us to see. He is one hot hot man!!
Would any one be running this guy down IF he had not been with Palin's daughter ? NO! His usefulness is coming to an end. he has told almost all he knows about Palin . He's a nobody . He's just another sperm donor that will fade off into the night where he belongs . Time to cut him off Palin's shirt . He's hung on long enough.