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October 28 at 5:49PM by Dennis DiClaudio

How to Persecute Minorities and Feel Good About It (for Jesus)

Golly! I'm in a pickle. I like to think of myself as a thoroughly tolerant Christian man of the new millennium, but I also enjoy stripping away the rights of my fellow citizens because they're different than me.

Isn't there any way that I can be a small-minded bigot and sleep soundly in a cocoon of self-deluded rationalization?

Yes (on 1) there is, as a matter of fact (according to this group of Conservative Christians)!

Oh, so what you're saying is I can do or think whatever horrible thing I like, just so long as I pretend like I'm doing it in the service of some vague, imaginary ideal? It's what Jesus died on the cross at Normandy for.

Yay, whatever this thing is that I've decided is not bigotry!

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Corinne October 29, 2009 at 9:32AM

agnostical wish on a star?
how bizarre…
glad I live here on the land of the Free
to practice what ever I believe
how ever goodness gracious me…. there's a risk
ill concieved….
I know who is capable
who died for me
they thought it was funny…
ilegal still to write on MONEY…
laugh if u wish….
who is truly goen 2 b pissed,
but all will be forgiven,
even the leper, who has been carelessly sinning

widtap October 29, 2009 at 8:21AM

I agree that marriages between one man and one woman should be preserved. Support the outlawing of divorce for heterosexual couples.

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