This just in: Barack Obama has lost Jon Corzine's New Jersey gubernatorial bid for re-election to Glenn Beck's completely organic, grass roots Tea Party movement…

CNN projects that Chris Christie will unseat New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine, giving Republicans wins in both races for governor contested Tuesday.

Well, you can't argue with election results. This clearly means something or other of extreme importance in some way or another.

The president truly has let down his party, the country, the mammalian class and the entire Phylum Chordata.