Two Living Presidents to Face Off Onstage (for Undisclosed Amounts of Dead Presidents)

Think of the most exciting, important, high-stakes, political debate that you can devise inside your mind, one that is so pertinent to the world we live in today that its happening would almost certainly reshape the world around it.
Have you got it? Good.
That was fun, wasn't it? Oh, by the way, this thing, I guess, is happening…
On February 25th, former Presidents George W. Bush and Bill Clinton will share a stage at Radio City Music Hall in New York City…
A press release from the group said the two men will discuss "topics ranging from the economy to foreign policy."
A spokesperson for Madison Square Garden Entertainment, which is hosting the event, declined to discuss what, if anything, the former presidents are being paid. Organizers at these sorts of events generally do not disclose compensation.
You know what, though? This debate does have the potential to really cause some major waves in my Fantasy American Politics league.




Why do I imagine the "debate" going something like this:
"I destroyed everything you created, heh, heh, heh."
"Oh yeah? I received a smoker at your desk."
9/11 and two stupid wars vs. NAFTA
Can we bring guns?