Boogers Eaten at New Jersey Acceptance Speech
Watch the kid on New Jersey Governor-elect Chris Christie's left…
Uh oh! You know the rhyme of the old Gypsy woman…
If accepting a governor's seat are you
…And a boy eats dried snot at your side
A scandal awaits before the term of two
…And the State Senate will probably try to block most of your more pressing initiatives
It's just so hard getting anything done in that state.
(via BuzzFeed)




He's fat and likes to hang with kids who eat their boogers. I like him.
Watch for the meaning of a "hand up" at 0:30