The Proof Is In The Penis

Read our review of the top 27 political bastards of all time and let us know if we missed any.

Indecision Theater

Find a friend and get dramatic with the true life stage drama, "Bipartisanship".

I'm Telling

Even the US Military is getting fed up with "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Find your own position on the issue by reviewing our DADT coverage.

Farewell Air America

Watch Stephen Colbert's salute to Air America in clip form.
November 13 at 9:01AM

Joe Biden on The Daily Show Tuesday, November 17

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Joe Biden? Who's that? I never heard of him. Sounds like a jerk to me. Oh, he's the first sitting Vice President to be a guest on The Daily Show? Vice President of what? Being a jerk? High five!

He's going to be making his sixth appearance on The Daily Show this Tuesday, November 17? Really? That's not so impressive. My cousin Randy's been on that show, like, twelve times. He has so. What do you know? You don't know nothin'.

Just look at this guy in these clips from all his previous appearances on the show over the years. Just look at him…

August 8, 2007



What do you think Jon Stewart should ask him? (My cousin Randy would probably ask him about backyard wrestling. Or something else awesome.)

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

January 31, 2007



August 2, 2005




(Part 2 here)

July 28, 2004



January 15, 2004






  1. Dear John Stewart, please be very funny and keep Mr. Biden laughing so much that he doesn't get a chance to actually say anything, and further make an ass of himself and the administration. Thank you.

    by GodBlessObama November 17th at 2:15PM
  2. Could you ask Mr Biden if the Judge on collegecourttv.com would be good for the KSM case, otherwise what Judge in their right mind would take on this case.

    by Tina the Comedy Gal November 17th at 4:25PM
  3. First of all, ask him if he also keeps a man-size safe in his office. Secondly, let him say whatever he wants. Joe Biden is hilarious and says whatever's on his mind at the moment. The only people annoyed by his tendency to shoot of his mouth are people who don't like him anyway, so why bother trying to make nice?

    As I write this at 4:15p MST on 11/17/09, I'm fairly certain the studio is saturated by the Secret Service, teabaggers are protesting outside, the audience is safe and secure in their seats, and Jon is warming up the crowd. Have fun everyone?

    Just to dovetail on that last issue, could you guys somehow make it possible for those of us who don't live in Manhattan to have easier access to tickets when we come to the Big Apple to visit? I was there in September and couldn't get a fucking ticket to save my life to TDS or the Report. Give us a break!

    by Beth November 17th at 6:15PM
  4. Seriously John?

    Could you lob a few more softballs over Joe Biden's plate? Why don't you just give over the show. "Hey Mr. Vice President would you please give an uninterrupted BS answer about how the Recovery.gov website says that we spend billions in some newly created dozens of congressional districts?"

    John's hardest (real) question so far:

    "Was your grandfather's name really Ambrose?"

    John please, I know you are a liberal. But could you please stop allowing the administration to spout propaganda on your show. You are supposed to be a satirist, satirize him.

    by Tom November 17th at 11:27PM
  5. egeshegava is meshuggana.

    Biden was great – simple direct answers to Jon's questions.

    Let's forget the looney side show distractions and get this country back on track.

    by Jeff November 18th at 12:06AM
  6. It was frustrating to watch Biden not understanding Stewart's question about whether it would have been better to give the bailout money to home owners instead of to the banks directly. He kept on saying that the money had to go to the banks or we would have fallen into depression. I completely agree with Jon that if the money would have gone to the home owners with the stipulation that it must be paid to the banks via home loan payments, this would have served the consumers of this nation much better. Instead, the banks get all of it again and continue their strangle hold on people barely getting by, like me. Biden kept saying that now the banks have capital again, they can lend out money again. How can we borrow more money when we are struggling to pay for the debt we have. Late or missed payments to credit cards have resulted in 27% APR's and also only further the problem. Instead of making the fat cat's fatter, why not help out everyone else that really needs it. Hopefully someday, somebody will actually get it right!

    by Steve Jones November 18th at 1:43AM
  7. About Joe's ties: It appears that he owns about five ties and maybe three suits. In my experience, that's about three ties and one suit too many. If he decides to increase his wardrobe just to have more variety, he will end up with a closet full of stuff his kids will have to give away after he departs this life.

    Stick with what you've got Joe! You look and sound great.

    by ed November 18th at 10:18AM
  8. You guys are such shits…. why restrict the viewing for UK…. you dumass money grabing bastards/////

    by Bahramerad November 18th at 10:50AM
  9. Please stop criticizing China for blocking Internet access when your company does exactly this for the UK. You have become China!

    by Oliver Twist November 19th at 5:53PM
  10. Good show, Jon. Quit whinig in the UK i'm sure they're working on it, bitches.

    by JonBen December 8th at 12:39AM
« 1 2 3

Leave a Reply

CONTACT US

FEATURES

Cousins?

Turns out the GOP's newest Barack Obama is related to the Dems' old Barack Obama.

Republican Mad Libs

Join the fun and play along while we explore the GOP's anti-financial reform playbook.

CAPTION CHALLENGE

THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE

Hamid Karzai, Gordon Brown & Ban Ki-moon

LAST WEEK'S WINNER

"Oh Christ, every time I look west I see that Palin!"
Sumbitted by: Murph Koons

HEADLINE ANAGRAMS

Submit Your Anagrams

Help us find the secret liberal code hidden in, "Top Defense Officials Seek to End 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell'". Submit your anagrams to this week's challenge!

INDECISION IS EVERYWHERE


Start following TheInDecider now!

POLITICAL ADDICTIONARY