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November 19 at 1:33PM by Mary Phillips-Sandy

Here's How Barack Obama Won the Presidency (Or Did He?)

squirrel-acornBarack Obama won the election last year, right? Everyone knows that, right? So this poll that asks if Barack Obama actually won the election last year is about as necessary as a barrel of bacon at a vegan restaurant, right?

Right?

The poll asked this question: "Do you think that Barack Obama legitimately won the Presidential election last year, or do you think that ACORN stole it for him?" The overall top-line is legitimately won 62%, ACORN stole it 26%.

Among Republicans, however, only 27% say Obama actually won the race, with 52% — an outright majority — saying that ACORN stole it, and 21% are undecided.

Yep, 52% of Republicans think ACORN stole the 2008 presidential election, using nothing but their patented stupidity to secure 53% of the popular vote for Obama. Another 21% of Republicans think, well, maybe. Yeah. That certainly sounds plausible, but… hmm, who can say for sure?

After all, if there's one thing we know about ACORN, it's that they're masters of getting away with illegal activity without anybody ever noticing.

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norman60 November 19, 2009 at 11:30PM

republicans, why are we having this conversation?
bush stole in florida in 2000, is it ok if republicans steal it?
Obama won decisively by 52.9% to mccain 45.6% of the votes cast , and macain conceded.
are republicans not tired of finding a reason to kill obama?
More people voted for Obama than for any other POTUS in history. He beat John McCain by 7.7 million votes.
C'mon., Everyone knows you need The Supreme Court to help you steal the Presidency.
Bush stole the election from Gore (Ohio, Florida)
Republicans are against stealing elections unless they are doing the stealing.
BUT why is it that the losers who do not trust the electoral system of their country?

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