November 23 at 12:02PM
Levi Johnston Naked (The Second Biggest Result of John McCain's Campaign) Is Available for Public Perusal
If you're wondering what that sound you didn't hear over the weekend wasn't, it was most likely the non-sound of Levi Johnston's naked de-penised photographs finally hitting the Internet [NSFW].
I looked at them, and — even taking into account that I'm way too slovenly and disinterested in expensive kinds of cheese to be gay — I was kind of meh. I don't know what I was expecting, but the media told me to expect a lot, and this was just some naked dude in a shower. And, ya know, I've seen Oz, so this wasn't anything new.
Any afficianados of naked dudes in showers care to weigh in?
Also, has anybody Twittered these to John McCain yet? I'm curious about what he thinks of his handywork.
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The cut and paste gave me a laugh. Thanks for that. Hilarious.
Ol'Whip… I bet there are TONS of hot guys in AK. I hear the man to woman ratio there is like 4 to 1. Thats how Palin got elected in the first place.
Come'on Beth, Give the girl a break. How many stud muffins do you think there are floating around Wasilla AK.?
He's not even that hot. Bristol, if you were gonna give it up in spite of your mother's best abstinence only lectures, you should have at least held out for someone with a rocking bod and a nice face. This little idiot was a waste of your virginity. That's assuming, of course, that little Levi is the first one for whom you gave it up.
Oh, puke!!! What the fuck is that growing out of the back of John McCain's head!???