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November 23 at 9:00AM

Mary Landrieu Only Charged Harry Reid $100 Million for Her Health Care Vote

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

mary-landrieu-verticalThe big news from the weekend, of course, is that the Senate voted 60-39 along purely partisan lines to allow debate on this health care legislation. Can you even imagine? Sixty whole Democrats agreeing to debate a bill, that they wrote, about things that affect the country. Whatever will they do next, tie their shoelaces?

Because the Democrats needed all 60 votes to proceed, Harry Reid spent last week "wooing" (ew!) Mary Landrieu of Louisiana, his party's last holdout and a very coy lady. How coy is she? Try $100 million coy

[Landrieu], one of three lawmakers being wooed by Democratic leaders to back health-care legislation, won the inclusion of an extra $100 million in federal aid for low-income people in her state.

Landrieu, a Democrat, has championed federal aid for rebuilding Louisiana since Hurricane Katrina devastated the New Orleans area in 2005.

With those funds secured for her state Landrieu voted with the rest of the Dems, and she is so grateful for this consideration that she will spend the rest of the session telling the press that she's just not going to let Harry Reid have that public option he wants so much…

"I believe it's going to be very clear at some point very soon that there are not 60 votes for the [public option] provision in the bill, and that the leader and the leadership are going to have to make a decision and I trust that they will figure out how to do that," Landrieu told reporters.

Yes, Harry, perhaps you can "figure out how to do that" in dollars, know what I'm sayin'?

But hey, tis the holiday shopping season. Maybe Mary Landrieu will offer a "buy one vote, get one 50% off" deal. Or throw in complimentary gift-wrapping, at least.

  1. Well, ya know the louder they yell, the more truthful the ranting becomes… Right;-{? Why is her name lowercase? Is she whispering it?

    by RIck November 27th at 2:16PM
  2. Catherine, can you speak up? I can't quite hear you.

    by RJGnyc November 24th at 11:41AM
  3. NOT 100 MILLION, SHE BRAGGED HERSELF ON THE FLOOR THAT SHE GOT 300 MILLION……………HOW'S THAT FEEL YOU TEXANS OR VIRGINIANS?

    MORE PEOPLE DIED IN THE MIDWEST FLOODING THIS SUMMER THAN IN KATRINA, WHERE IS THE PRAVDA MEDIA?

    THANK GOODNESS IN 12 SHORT MONTHS THERE WILL BE A HISTORICAL OVERTURN OF THESE CREEPS. JUST LIKE ICELAND WE WILL REPLACE THE ENTIRE HOUSE AND HALF THE SENATE.

    AND NOW I HAVE TO GET READY FOR THE BIG FANCY STATE DINNER TONIGHT TO THANK ALL THE LEFT WINGERS FROM HOLLYWOOD, AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THE MUSLIM THUG WILL FIND SOME TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR MILITARY AT WAR. 4 DIED YESTERDAY IN AFGHANISTAN, AND HE IS HAVING A DINNER, THINK THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE ALLOWED BUSH THAT RIGHT.

    WHERE ARE THE BIT___________ IN PINK NOW? THEY DIDN'T JUST USE THEIR DEAD SONS TO BASH BUSH, DID THEY?

    by catherine November 24th at 7:17AM
  4. If Harry Reid is seriously looking for a public option, I recommend Sears. They seem to have just about everything.

    by RJGnyc November 23rd at 9:57PM

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