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Teabagging Rapper Sets New Standard for Conservative Hip-Hop

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Everybody knows that conservative hip-hop music is the funky freshest variety of hip-hop music. I'm not just making that up, am I? I mean, there's genuine scientific studies to back that up, right? Oh, good, because I got nervous there for a minute that I was getting ready to post something that was kind of sad and lame. Whew!

Anyway, check out Hi Caliber's new song that is about set real America ablaze…

I'm sorry, but you're not getting that 3:59 minutes back. We have a strict non-return policy for time.

Here's a deep thought: Why is it that all the conservative rappers are white? Hmmmmm…

  1. Is that just a weird shadow, or is there really some kind of horrible, Jupiter-like red spot on his neck?

    by Andy November 25th at 9:40AM
  2. I always thought the best way to express your disappointment in political leaders was to just vote them out?

    by blackmancer November 25th at 8:47AM
  3. Okay, I don't really care what you wrote as a warning: I want
    my 4 minutes back. I expect a quick reply.

    Ah, forget it. I probably would have wasted them anyways.

    by Rusty Shackleford November 24th at 9:50PM
  4. Not as good as Rappin Ron Reagan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjfmY7K32NE&NR=1

    by bearness November 24th at 7:50PM

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