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November 30 at 2:33PM

40 Percent of Democrats Are Already Too Lazy to Vote Next Year Eleven Months in Advance

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


According to a new poll from Research 2000, 2 out of 5 of Democratic voters are thinking that they're probably going to be too busy having their carpets cleaned or something on Election Day next November…

In the 2010 Congressional elections will you definitely vote, probably vote, not likely vote, or definitely will not vote?

Voter Intensity: Definitely + Probably Voting/Not Likely + Not Voting

Republican Voters: 81/14
Independent Voters: 65/23
Democratic Voters: 56/40

Actually, that's probably a good idea, Democratic voters. Stay home and rest your lever-pulling fingers that day. You'll need them for typing angry diatribes against Congress in the comments of Daily Kos.

'Cause that's where Democracy really happens.

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  1. This is hilarious.

    by Hunk Golden November 30th at 2:51PM

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