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Happy Million Copies of "Going Rogue," America!

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

You did it, America! You did it! You all got together, scraped up the money that you didn't have, put on your best tea bags and went out there and bought a thousand thousand copies of Sarah Palin's magical realism memoir!

HarperCollins spokeswoman Tina Andreadis said Tuesday that just two weeks after publication, Sarah Palin's memoir has sold 1 million copies.

The print run for "Going Rogue" has been increased again, to 2.8 million copies. The original printing was 1.5 million, then moved up to 2.5 million.

2.5 million?! Is that all?! If I know my country, that will be gone by the end of Christmas season. I think we should just go ahead and increase the print run to 308,061,911, because every single American citizen should own a copy of this book. Like The Bible. And Tuesdays with Morrie.

We can save the second printing for after 2012, when President Palin begins invading Not-America.

Update: A friend of mine just inquired from an associate at HarperCollins, and it appears that there are no immediate plans to print the book in Braille.

Because, you know, real Americans have eyes. They don't lean on the system to see for them.

  1. The book is pretty much a revenge at Mccain staffers who told her to shet up during the campaign. How do you have time to write a book but not enough time to finish you term?Who's the celeb now? Quit crying about the media if you can't stay away from it, Diva!!!

    by JonBen December 8th at 2:25AM
  2. Even the Mayans couldn't have predicted this tragedy.

    by wj December 5th at 10:38AM
  3. Even the Mayans couldn't have predicted this catastrophe.

    by wj December 5th at 10:37AM
  4. Hitler sold 10 million copies of Mein Kampf.

    OK, so maybe it's a little early to draw similarities.

    by Ol' Whip December 3rd at 11:42AM
  5. You're driving "them" crazy Sarah. Keep up the good work! Watch'em cry when President Zero does one term. Jimmy Carter call home.

    by D H Sparks December 2nd at 4:22PM
  6. I wouldn't buy that thing if it was free. (*~*)

    by Beth December 1st at 9:28PM
  7. Psst, blind people usually have eyes.

    by Blake December 1st at 5:20PM
  8. There's an audio edition. Read by the author. That must have been a fun day in the studio.

    http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Going-Rogue/Sarah-Palin/e/9780061990731

    by Steven December 1st at 3:28PM
  9. Should point out that Ms. Palin still hasn't earned back her advance and is in fact a failure.

    by G. Xavier Robillard December 1st at 2:51PM

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