Important Health Care Advice from Michele Bachmann

Our favorite little fuzzball from Minnesota is at it again…

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann urged her supporters to fight health care reform by calling Congress "every day, when you wake up in the morning and comb your hair and take your vitamins."

Seriously, folks, don't forget to take your vitamins. One little case of scurvy = pre-existing condition for life. Besides, if health care reform does pass, you'll need all the strength you can muster to break free from your chains…

"I'm not going to let our 5 biological children and our 23 foster children [live] as slaves going forward," Bachmann said, quickly adding that she didn’t mean to belittle actual slavery.

Oh no, of course she doesn't mean to belittle slavery!

She just meant to outdo Harry Reid.