Chuck Norris Wins the Health Care Debate
Chuck Norris truly is an unparalleled political scientist and master theologian both…
"What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy?
"Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind if their parents had been as progressive as Washington's wise men and women! Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?"
I don't know how to make fun of that quote any better than that quote already made fun of itself.
(via The Daily Dish)
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The shepherds would have been wandering the hospital parking lot and those three dudes with frankincense and myrrh would have waited in the lobby.
Moral of the story: fundamentalists want your baby to sleep in a manger because a crib would be too nice.
ooooooooh chagnasty, no you didn't go get there with that bad baby daddy line! i. am. so. scared. for. you. but since you brought it up, you left out the part about the poor girl being forcibly raped.
sooooooo, is chucknor saying that, IF she could have gotten an abortion for a reasonable price, Mary totally would have done it, and Joseph would have been relieved (God ain't much of a babby daddy, which we all saw when he totally set his own son up to take the fall for everyone else's fuckups)… or is he saying that all unwed teenage mothers should be categorically denied insurance and forced to birth in dilapidated sheds full of horse poop?
Does he win one of those Sarah Palin t-shirts?
