Sarah Palin Quits Her Vacation, Because Sarah Palin Is Sarah Palin

For the past week Sarah Palin has been vacationing in Hawaii, that minority-type place that's not necessarily conducive to serious academics. It is, however, very conducive to frolicking on the beach, which is what Sarah Palin has been doing — and that's where she was seen wearing an old McCain campaign visor with "McCain" cruelly Sharpied out.

And now, because everyone has noticed this ridiculous thing she did, Sarah Palin must quit her vacation…

In a statement, Palin said:

"Todd and I have since cut our vacation short because the incognito attempts didn't work and fellow vacationers were bothered for the two days we spent in the sun. So much for trying to go incognito."

Really? A Sharpied campaign visor with the word "McCain" clearly visible under the marker scribbles, that was the best she could do in terms of "going incognito"?

If Sarah Palin didn't want anyone to recognize her, she should've spent her time on the beach being rational and consistent. Nobody would've suspected a thing.