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Dispatches from the War on Christmas

Garrison Keillor lobs this possibly elitist, possibly antisemitic, probably satirical (and definitely poorly written) op-ed piece, "Don't Mess with Christmas," from behind the Christian traditionalist parapet.

Meanwhile, Fox News flips sides, commits an act of treason and explodes a "Happy Holidays" message all over its unsuspecting "Merry CHRISTmas" favoring viewers.

And Australian singer-songwriter Tim Minchin rests invisibly in a tree, quietly picking off people on both sides of the battlefield with this anti-religion, pro-Christmas song…

There's so much blood. So, so much blood.

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  1. Don't forget that, according to his picture, Keillor prefers thick swaths of eye shadow to eyebrows.

    by chagnasty December 25th at 10:26PM
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