This Is How Barack Obama Celebrates Christmas

Here we see the president of the United States performing a traditional Kenyan holiday dance with one of Chairman Mao's elves, while Michelle Obama claps along.
That portrait of George Washington must be horrified.
(What would we do without the White House Flickr?)
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It looks like Barack Obama is boogying on down with one of Santa's elves. Is that the first Grandma in the red outfit?
Honestly, and I mean no disrespect to Michelle, I would give a year's pay to dance with that man, Patrick-Swayze-and-Jennifer-Gray-like. I'd teach him the real meaning of an all night legislative session, Beth-style.