Congress Finally Does Something Valuable, Introduces Anti-"Happy Holidays" Resolution

Hope you filthy liberal atheists had your fun using disgusting phrases like "Happy Holidays" and "Season's Greetings" and "I have functioning critical thinking skills" this year.

Because next year December, any greeting other than "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Birthday to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" will land you in the Yuletide gulag…

Leading the fight to defend Christianity in the so-called "War on Christmas," Rep. Henry Brown (R-SC) introduced congressional resolution 951, which "urges protection of the symbols and traditions of Christmas."

Despite criticism from House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) against frivolous legislation, Brown has pressed forward and collected 74 GOP cosponsors [Ed note: 74!!!!]. The religious meaning of Christmas is serious to Brown.

In an explanation of his resolution to the Christian Broadcast Network, Brown noted that, "we're in a troubled world," so "we can't lose sight of our deep faith by some how or another diminishing the value of Christmas."

It's so comforting to know that these are the people we've so wisely chosen to make our country work.