Top 10 (At Least Vaguely) Political Top 10 Lists I Found in the Past 10 Minutes

So, it's now pretty much officially the end of the year. Not only that, but it's also pretty much officially the end of the decade.

So, not only are people falling over themselves to write Top Ten lists about something or other, but they're falling over the already fallen selves of themselves to write Top Ten lists about something or other. And, let me tell you something. It is Top Ten listy out there. Wow! You cannot throw an Internet rock without hitting a Top Ten list.

So, in keeping with the zeitgeisty spirit of the times, I would humbly like to contribute the following list of Top 10 (At Least Vaguely) Political Top 10* Lists I Found in the Past 10 Minutes. I hope you like it; I put a lot of time into it…

10. The Top 10 Most Important Tweets of 2009

9. Who's the Biggest Douchebag of 2009?

8. The Mistresses of the Decade

7. 10 Things We'd Like to Leave in This Decade

6. The Worst People of 2009

5. Top 10 Pro-Life Stories of 2009

4. Decade's Top 10 Political Lines

3. Top 10 Political Gaffes of the Decade

2. The 10 Most Inspiring Political Moments of the Decade

1. The Dumbest Quotes of the 2000s

My dream is that this Top 10 list will make it onto somebody's Top 10 list of Top 10 lists of Top 10 lists. Though, I'm sure the competition will be prohibitively stiff.

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_{* Full disclosure. Not all of the Top 10 lists are Top 10 lists. Some are Top 15 lists or even Unnumbered lists. I am so sorry. So so very sorry.}