January 7 at 2:00PM by Mary Phillips-Sandy
Bristol Palin Is in Business
See if you can guess young Bristol's new enterprise:
a) A toy store called Out-of-Wedlock Babies 'R' Us
b) A fast-food restaurant called McPalin's, featuring the Double Rogue with Cheese
c) An Alaska-themed erotic dance club called The Snow Blower
d) A cosmetics company called Cover Hockey Mom
e) A public relations firm called BSMP LLC
The correct answer is e. (Surprising, right? I would've bet on the dance club, if I weren't the person writing this post.)
Now, admittedly, it seems like a stretch to think that Bristol — a single teen mom with no college degree — would have any expertise in the realm of public relations. But at this point it's just nice to see that someone in the family is employed.
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She's every bit as qualified to be a PR consultant as her mother was to be VP.
Whoops! I was typing in Sarah Palin's alphabet. Thanks for noticing that.
You realize your last two entries are both (d), right?
And besides, money laundering for her mother is a noble purpose.