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February 4 at 2:04PM

The Unknown Gay Ugandan Refugee's Stand-Up Act Leaves Something to Be Desired Funniness-wise

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Hahahahaha! Look at how silly this Ugandan homosexual looks! He's got a bag on his head? Hey, Ugandan homosexual guy, what do you think this is, The Gong Show? Are you you gonna tell us some jokes? Please tell us some jokes. Because all this stuff about contemplation of suicide and fear that you're going to be murdered for being gay if you get sent back to Uganda is kind of bringing me down…

The funniest part about this is how just this morning President Obama gave his tacit approval to Uganda's institutionalized persecution of homosexuals by speaking at a prayer breakfast sponsored by The Family, an organization that has been coaching Uganda in the best ways to beat down the gays.

That gets me every time!

(via Andrew Sullivan)

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