Eric Massa Just Wants to Tickle His Staff, Is That So Wrong?

Eric Massa (D-Nowhere, now) blathered to Glenn Beck about his persecution for an hour yesterday, which means today we must spend multiple hours reviewing that hour and all its juicy tidbits, of which there are plenty…

In the interview with Mr. Beck, Mr. Massa acknowledged exercising poor judgment in his interactions with his staff on another occasion. He recalled tickling an aide during a birthday party in a townhouse he shared with five of his staff members.

"Now they are saying I groped a male staffer," he told Mr. Beck. "Yeah I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was kill the old guy. You can take anything out of context."

Where in the Constitution does it say a member of Congress cannot grope and tickle his own staffers until they suffocate? What provision in the Constitution could you point to?