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Whoops! Looks like Nevada senatorial candidate and Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle has lost 11 points in the polls in less than two months.

Can you help her?

Keep trying! Those points have got to be around here somewhere!

Yay! Screaming! Screaming and pointing! Fun!

The gentleman will scream! The gentleman is correct in screaming!

In other news, this bill "that would have provided up to $7.4 billion in aid to those sickened by toxins resulting from the 9/11 attacks" was defeated by House Republicans.

But the screaming was fun, wasn't it?

Do you know the connection between President Obama's reelection plans, single mothers and welfare? Phyllis Schlafly does…

Conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly took aim at "unmarried women" at a recent fundraiser and in an interview with TPM, saying that they overwhelmingly support President Obama and are all on welfare…

"Unmarried women, 70% of unmarried women, voted for Obama, and this is because when you kick your husband out, you've got to have big brother government to be your provider," said Schlafly, president of Eagle Forum and infamous for her opposition to the Equal Rights Amendment.

As if you even needed to any verification that the things that come out of Schlafly's mouth have but the loosest connections to reality, Charles Lemos at MyDD breaks down the numbers in a long explanatory post from which I am only going to extract this…

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As you've probably heard, a lot of people are talking about President Obama appearing on that insipid TV show where a bunch of morons sit around and yap about bullshit for an hour. Why everyone is talking about Obama's last Meet the Press appearance is beyond me. That was like two years ago, you guys! You should be talking about him being on The View yesterday.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

From the "Stuff Military Recruiters Probably Do Not Tell Teenagers" file: last year 160 active-duty soldiers committed suicide. Apparently that's a record. 146 more died during "risky activity or behavior such as drug use." Approximately half of these were drug overdoses.

"Simply stated, we are often more dangerous to ourselves than the enemy," says the 15-month study, released Thursday.

But what's probably even scarier — and a better indication of mental suffering among the troops — is that 1,713 soldiers attempted suicide and over 9,000 were hospitalized for mental health problems. 216,000 soldiers were assessed for mental health conditions or were in therapy in 2009.

What could possibly be so stressful about leading life as a trained killing machine who constantly wonders if he or she is about to drive over an IED? All those awesome government-created Army video games make it look like such fun! Who knew being all you can be could be such a downer? If you live in a town where the Army is the only employer except for McDonald's, it's enough to make one consider a career in microwaveable apple pie distribution and French fry cultivation.