Look, I understand. You're all hyped up to watch your hero Rod Blagojevich on the Daily Show on Thursday night, but you've invited these 29 or 30 people over to your place that night, and you have no idea how you can a) keep them sufficiently engaged in the interview so that they all just shut up, and b) find some means to enhance your ability to hang on every single word that comes out of the former governor's mouth.

I've got just what you need…

Just print out copies for all 29 or 30 of your friends, turn up the volume fall into a world full of Blagojevich.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

CBS News reported earlier this evening that Walter Cronkite died in his home at age 92.

Hats off to a great news man who inspired the term the "sloppy cronkite".