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DAG would like to say a few final words about tonight's historic first.

Thank you, Bush and Cheney. You fucked this country up so badly, that we finally have a chance for hope, a chance for change, hope for our future, and a chance to help our children achieve the American Dream, together.

Our President is smart again.

It's like the end of the first Star Wars…. A New Hope.

HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON! HE WON!

WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chocolate News is officially going to call California and Hawaii for Obama.

Oprah voted across from a Drug Rehab center

Oprah feels like the country hasn't been this close since 9/11

Oprah has been drinking and reverted into her rarely heard "black voice"

Gayle got jokes

…And now this modern day Harriet Tubbman has shuffled Obama across the winning threshold. We all rejoice!!!