Roll Call: Hair Force One

• Will everyone please stop attacking John Edwards for that $400 haircut? As it turns out, that one was a bargain.

• Fred Thompson: Deep Throating for Nixon?
• Ron Paul: You have the freedom to not have an abortion. That's a freedom of sorts.
• John McCain makes daring escape to Iraq.
• Candidates march against British occupation of American colonies.

Tags: Democrats, Fred Thompson, John Edwards, John McCain, Republicans, Roll Call, Ron Paul