• Quizzin' on the Candidates: Dennis Kucinich or Harry Potter?

    Now that we're through hump day, we've only got two more work days to slog through until the release of the long-awaited "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." To help tide you over, we're once again asking you to test your Harry Potter and election prowess.

    Read the quotes below carefully to see if you can identify which were said by Dennis Kucinich and which by a character from the Harry Potter series.

    a. "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day at home."

    b. "Dobby is a free house-elf and he can obey anyone he likes."

    c. "Dobby will have to punish himself most grievously for coming to see you, sir. Dobby will have to shut his ears in the oven door for this."

    d. "Dobby is most aggrieved, sir. Dobby had to iron his hands…"

    e. "Dobby likes freedom, miss, but he isn't wanting too much, miss, he likes work better."

    f. "I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world."

    g. "Socks are Dobby's favorite, favorite clothes, sir!… I has seven now, sir."

    Answers to yesterday's Hillary Clinton/Harry Potter Quiz: A. The Mirror, B. Hillary Clinton, C. Dumbledore, D. Hillary Clinton, E. Hillary Clinton, F. Snape, G. McGonagall

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