• Candidate Casting Couch: Harry Potter

    Finally! This weekend, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is available for all the world to read. But once you run your grubby little muggle eyes across the 17,000 pages of the book in one 12-hour reading marathon, then what?

    Well, if you really need your Harry Potter fix, you can flip on the news, mute the sound, and pretend the candidates are your favorite Rowling characters. After quaffing several flagons of polyjuice potion, here's what we divined…

    Al Gore = Hermione Granger
    Loveable know-it-all; has grown noticeably "shapelier" over the years

    John Edwards = Ron Weasley
    Good sidekick, but can he win the quidditch tournament on his own?

    Rudy Giuliani = Draco Malfoy
    Has a hard time keeping his wand in its sheath

    Mitt Romney = Severus Snape
    Good or evil, no one knows — either way, could really use some sun

    H.R. Clinton = J.K. Rowling
    Zillionaire book author

    Ralph Nader = Lord Voldemort
    Just when you thought you'd seen the last of him…

    And now for the final mystery: Who do you think is Harry Potter?

    Tags: Al Gore, Candidate Casting Couch, Harry Potter, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Mitt Romney, Ralph Nader, Rudy Giuliani


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